29 days ! ♥

Was zum Schmunzeln :)
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When the snows falls wunderbar

and the children happy are,

when the Glatteis on the street,

and we all a Glühwein need,
then you know, es ist soweit:

She is here, the Weihnachtszeit.

Every Parkhaus ist besetzt,
weil die people fahren jetzt.
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,

kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.
Shopping hirnverbrannte things
and the Christmasglocke rings.

Mother in the kitchen bakes
Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks.
Daddy in the Nebenraum,
schmücks a Riesen- Weihnachtsbaum.
He is hanging off the balls,
then he from the Leiter falls...
Finally the Kindlein
to the Zimmer kommen rein
and it sings the family
schauerlich: 'Oh, Christmastree!'

And the jeder in the house
is packing the Geschenke aus.
Mama finds unter the Tanne,
eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,
Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
everybody does frohlocken,
President speaks in TV,
all around is Harmonie,
bis mother in the kitchen runs:
Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.
And so comes die Feuerwehr,
with tatü tata daher,
and they bring a long, long Schlauch
and a long, long Leiter auch.
And they schrei- "Wasser marsch!",
Chistmas now is in the... :D